The Bad Spot Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Bills will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
83%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bills drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.