The Hamstring Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Otton gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
92%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Otton, Otton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.