The Sack Spiral Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Mayfield is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayfield, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.