The Phantom Flag Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Otton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Otton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.