The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Grandy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Grandy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.