The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“The broadcast shows Grandy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Grandy catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
72%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Grandy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Tee Higgins
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.