The Snap Count Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Grandy gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
85%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grandy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.