The Phantom Flag Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Ref: "Number Dicker, that's a flag." Dicker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Dicker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dicker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.