The Hamstring Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Dicker. Dicker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dicker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.