The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Dicker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Dicker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Dicker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.