The Hamstring Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dicker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dicker, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.