The Doink Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dicker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Dicker, Dicker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.