The Wide Left Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Dicker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
86%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dicker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.