The Upright Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dicker hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
77%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dicker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.