The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dicker's stadium. Only over Dicker.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Ref: "Number Dicker, that's a flag." Dicker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dicker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.