The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Ref: "Number Dicker, that's a flag." Dicker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Dicker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
82%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dicker, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.