The Doink Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Dicker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Dicker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dicker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.