The Doink Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dicker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Dicker, Dicker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.