The Hamstring Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Dicker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dicker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.