The Wide Left Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dicker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dicker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.