The Shank Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Dicker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
76%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dicker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.