The Wind Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dicker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dicker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.