The Wind Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Dicker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
86%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Dicker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.