The Doink Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Dicker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- The broadcast shows Dicker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dicker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.