The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dicker's stadium. Only over Dicker.
- Dicker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
78%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dicker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.