The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Dicker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
91%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dicker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.