The Shank Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dicker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dicker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dicker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.