The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Dicker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Dicker. Dicker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
84%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Dicker, Dicker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.