The Doink Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“A mysterious flag erases Dicker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Dicker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Dicker, Dicker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.