The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dicker's stadium. Only over Dicker.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Dicker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dicker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.