The Shank Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Dicker. Dicker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dicker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
79%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Dicker, Dicker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.