The Phantom Flag Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dicker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
86%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dicker, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.