The Phantom Flag Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dicker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
78%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dicker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.