The Upright Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- The broadcast shows Dicker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dicker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dicker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.