The Hamstring Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Dicker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Dicker. Dicker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Dicker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
92%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dicker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.