The Snap Count Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Dicker, Dicker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.