The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A mysterious flag erases Dicker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dicker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.