The Wind Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dicker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dicker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dicker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.