The Late Scratch Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Dicker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Dicker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Dicker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.