The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dicker's stadium. Only over Dicker.
78%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dicker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.