The Late Scratch Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dicker makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dicker, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.