The Upright Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dicker's stadium. Only over Dicker.
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dicker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.