The Shank Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Dicker. Dicker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dicker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.