The Shank Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Dicker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Dicker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
88%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Dicker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.