The Phantom Flag Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dicker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
81%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dicker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Omarion Hampton
- Justin Herbert
- Ladd McConkey
- Oronde Gadsden
- Brandon Aubrey
- Quentin Johnston
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Kimani Vidal
- Keaton Mitchell
- Jake Bates
FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.