The Late Scratch Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Dicker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A mysterious flag erases Dicker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dicker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.