The Wind Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dicker's stadium. Only over Dicker.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Dicker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Dicker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dicker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.