The Wind Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Dicker. Dicker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
76%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dicker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.