The Snap Count Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Ref: "Number Dicker, that's a flag." Dicker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Dicker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dicker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.