The Hamstring Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dicker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dicker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.